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Actual Life Ruiner: Tom Hiddleston

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What happens when haters and Avengers fan collide.

OHMIGOD THIS IS FANTASTIC xD I JUST ABOUT DIED

i really don’t understand where the haters came from… but they basically handed you all these references…

*followed*

These are glorious

*follows* you need to follow her

I bow down to this person!

THIS is amazing. *claps*

You are an amazing person, and you have handled this anon hate extremely well and in a classy Avengers fashion.

Best thing I’ve ever read. I LOL’d so hard, I think I woke up my roommate… >.>

THE COMMENTS. LET ME LOVE YOU. ;-;

I went to follow

AND FOUND OUT I WAS ALREADY FOLLOWING.

SO LET ME SAY. I don’t care about haters. Really. It is so easy to make fun of them!

this is so god damn funny!!!! all of those anon haters are like “oh im so cool and u suck” and its like then why are you not using ur tumblr name instead of being an anon???

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i would watch this everyday. 

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

someone please do stock market/economic stats with tony. plsssss someone pls

And here’s Tony Stark ready to give us the scoop on today’s stocks! So Tony, what was your reaction to Stark Industry’s major loss this morning? 

Oh. That bad, huh? Thank you for your dutiful report!

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i would watch this everyday. 

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

someone please do stock market/economic stats with tony. plsssss someone pls

And here’s Tony Stark ready to give us the scoop on today’s stocks! So Tony, what was your reaction to Stark Industry’s major loss this morning? 

Oh. That bad, huh? Thank you for your dutiful report!

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Call Me Loki

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OK… I very tentatively put this up here. My voice is not at its best right now because… Well, frankly, this song is a bitch to sing and I don’t have a wispy little girl’s voice like Carly does, but this is my version of, “Call Me Maybe,” but instead, it’s based on our wonderfully amazing God of Mischief, Loki Laufeyson. I was gonna make a video with, like, clips from the movie and shit, but that’s time consuming. So, yeah! Here it is!

I am a god; that’s a fact,
I came through the tesseract,
I destroyed SHIELD in a sec,
And now I’m on my way.

I’d trade my soul just to rule,
A planet with lot’s of fools,
Who think that freedom is cool,
And, yeah, I’m on my way.

The scepter I’m holdin’,
Will destroy the Earth you’re knowin’,
Waiting for the door to open,
Then I’m gonna call my army.

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But I’m from Asgard.

My name is Loki.

 

And all the humans,

Don’t obey me,

But I am a god.

So, kneel before me.

 

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But I will kill you,

If you don’t praise me.

 

And I will destroy,

Midgard maybe.

So, get on your knees,

And call me Loki.


Nick Fury has plans to call,
The Avengers to brawl,
Hulk will smash me like a rag doll,
But the joke’s on them.

The god of mischief and lies.
They’re in for a big surprise,
‘Cause I’ve got someone on my side,
And we’re bound to win.

Thanos was sayin’,
We will win this game we’re playin’,
I will be the king of Asgard.
I’d like to see Thor try and stop me.

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But I’m from Asgard.

My name is Loki.

 

And all the humans,

Don’t obey me,

But I am a god.

So, kneel before me.

 

Hey, I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But I will kill you,

If you don’t praise me.

 

And I will destroy,

Midgard maybe.

So, get on your knees,

And call me Loki.

Before I came down to this place,
I wasn’t so bad,
I wasn’t so bad,
I wasn’t so, so bad.

Before I came down to this place,
I wasn’t so bad,
But now I’m real bad.
What will you do about that?

And all the humans,

Will obey me,

‘Cause I am a god.

My name is Loki.

 

Hey, I just met you,

Now kneel before me,

Or else I’ll have to,

Call my army.

 

And all the mewling quims,

Try to change me.

But I’m from Asgard.

So, call me Loki.


Before I came down to this place,
I wasn’t so bad,
I wasn’t so bad,
I wasn’t so, so bad.

Before I came down to this place,
I wasn’t so bad,
But now I’m real bad.
So, call me Loki.
 

One of the best things I’ve ever heard.

Can I please just get this piece of art on my ipod or something

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god-of-gold:

FAN: What was the funniest thing that happened on set during ‘The Avengers’?
CHRIS: Uhh ..I mean, there’s constant sort of like ..costume malfunctions like you see the movie and everyone looks really cool and heroic you know, and then you’re doing a scene with Loki… and one of his horns have fallen off and you’re like ‘Wait wait! Stop stop stop!’ and glue it back on. Literally.

oh my god

just imagine that

“YOU WERE MADE T- oh shit wait one sec”

That better be in the motherfucking bloopers

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